mostlygreenday:

your tumblr is one of those things that you want everyone to see but at the same time you never want to show it to anyone

didihearthereadyset:

So I accidentally said, “my crotch has a hole in it.” Instead of “my pants have a hole in them.” And this guy looked me dead in the eyes and whispered

"It’s called a vagina."

(Source: racingbarakarts)

i just want to sit on your lap and make out for like eight hours

(Source: lamemom)

between-caffeine-andnicotine:

fun fact: if you tell someone to kill themselves it’s considered encouraging suicide and you can get a fine of $25,000 and 10+ years in prison. if they actually commit you can be charged with manslaughter. 

so really it’s in your best interest not to be a cunt.

(Source: drvgie)

I don’t know how to move forward. I literally don’t know what to do.

aquariantides:

adulthood is just an endless stream of phone calls you don’t want to make but have to